Banana Man makes late bid for Boris’s seat

THE mystery of the sports car driver, seen on the roads around Thame with a full-size coffin standing up on-end in his back seat, has been solved.
The Monster Raving Loony Party is the latest organisation to throw its hat in the ring to find a replacement for Boris Johnson.
Ten candidates, including The Banana Man, aca ‘Topcat’ from the ‘Loonies’ and a British National Party representative, are now in the race to become Thame’s new MP in the by-election to be held on June 26.

At midday today, the nominated candidates were: John Allpass from Marlow (English Democrat), The Banana Man from Reading (Monster Raving Loony Party), Louise Anne Cole from Fulham (Ind), Amanda Harrington from Liverpool (Ind), John Michael Howell from Warborough (Con), Stephen Andrew Kearney from Aston Rowant (Lib Dem), Richard Mark McKenzie from Reading (Lab), Timothy Sylvester Rait from Haslemere (British National Party), Richard Rogers from Birmingham (Common Ground) and Mark Christopher Stevenson from Dorchester (Green).

The Henley constituency had a Conservative majority of almost 13,000 at the last General election.